Dear Thelonious Monk, Mario Lopez, and Lynette Nelson,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUYS. You are my favorite people born today. Stay awesome, all of you. Thelonious, I know this is a posthumous celebration, but I love you still and will be listening to your music all day long. You’re welcome. Mario, I hope your make up is as caked on as ever and that you celebrate by going to The Farm after taping Extra at The Grove and leave Dusty a ridiculously large tip. Lynette, I hope there are zero changes in today’s script and that there is carrot cake (also from The Farm!!) in the greenroom.