Open Letters Love Amy

Because the internet is easier than buying stamps and I will just lose your zip code anyway.
October 10, 2011

An Open Letter To Thelonious Monk, Mario Lopez, and Lynette Nelson

Dear Thelonious Monk, Mario Lopez, and Lynette Nelson,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUYS. You are my favorite people born today. Stay awesome, all of you. Thelonious, I know this is a posthumous celebration, but I love you still and will be listening to your music all day long. You’re welcome. Mario, I hope your make up is as caked on as ever and that you celebrate by going to The Farm after taping Extra at The Grove and leave Dusty a ridiculously large tip. Lynette, I hope there are zero changes in today’s script and that there is carrot cake (also from The Farm!!) in the greenroom.

Love, Amy

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October 10, 2011

An Open Letter To Prince Harry

Dear Prince Harry,

OMG I hope I am not too late! You were here! In California! And I am conveniently single at the moment. Sounds like destiny to me!!! Have your people call me and give me about an hour to go shopping and I will meet you anywhere for our first date. Please don’t be gone already.

Love, Amy

P.S. Maybe don’t read the post directly below this. Though if you do, I promise that the vomiting has stopped.

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